Why do people write this in third person?

Hello,

If you’re looking for a seasoned (salt and copious amounts of black pepper) copywriter or a potential romantic partner, you have come to the write page. Throughout my almost 10 years in the industry, I’ve been fortunate enough to work in the hustle and hehehaha culture of a startup agency (UltraSuperNew Singapore) to navigating the processes, politics and picking up of creative and marketing awards at one of the big 4s
(Publicis Singapore).

I’m currently on the lookout for my next gig, so feel free to reach out if you’d like to talk about work, darts, table tennis, karaoke, midwest emo, shoegaze, post-black metal, football, Pokemon cards, poker, cats, hamsters, or other cute animals.